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Located in the Lavender Beds, Star Burger brings together camp cook style with the diner days of old.

HOMEMADE FOOD FOR STARS

Owned and operated by Lea Pipkin, the Viera Virtuoso, Star Burger is a luncheonette meant to bring the legendary fusion of camp cooking and carnie fare, made famous by the Journey's End carnival troupe, to the comfortable and familiar diner setting of days gone by. Take a seat in the warm wooden interior of this humble little luncheonette and feast on genuine home cooked meals meant to be as nostalgic as they are satisfying.

Our menu caters to all kinds, including gluten free and vegan options for those more sensitive or more preferential to something tasting just as good without the meat. Take a seat, stay a while, reminisce about the past, and enjoy Homemade Food For Stars, here at Star Burger.We're a serious RP venue, with good food and good conversation, come visit some time!

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Malboro
Lavender Beds, Subdivision
Ward 23 Apartment 30

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The Number One ............................................................................. 4600g

a Star Burger, a Nova Cola, and some Popoto Fries. the classic.

The Number Two ............................................................. 5200g

a Super Star Burger, a Nova Cola, and some Popoto Fries. for the extra hungry.

The Number Three ............................................................. 1100g

a Burger and a Nova Cola. simple.

The Number Four ............................................................. 1300g

a Cheese Burger and a Nova Cola. a little more.

The Number Five ............................................................. 3300g

an Asteroid Burger, a Juice Juice, and some Onion Rings. a good wake up combo.

The Number Six ............................................................. 3900g

a Cheesy Asteroid Burger, a Juice Juice, and some Cheese Balls. cheese me up.

The Number Seven ............................................................. 4700g

a Green Source Burger, a Juice Juice, and some Popoto Wedges. tasty.

The Number Eight ............................................................. 5200g

a Green Source Burger, a Juice Juice, a Sparkling Water, some Popoto Wedges, and some Onion Rings. a full meal.

The Number Nine ............................................................. 2100g

a Source Sandwich and a Space Mountain. a quick lunch.

The Number Ten ............................................................. 2400g

a Big Source Sandwich and a Space Mountain. slightly messier lunch.

The Number Eleven ............................................................. 1100g

a Space Mountain, Space Pink Mountain, and Space Baja Mountain. for the thirsty.

The Number Twelve ............................................................. 3300g

a Star Rice Burger, an Iced Tea, and some Squid Rings. a good hot day meal.

The Number Thirteen ............................................................. 4100g

a Star Rice Double Burger, an Iced Tea, and some Squid Rings. for the hungrier hot days.

The Number Fourteen ............................................................. 7000g

two Cheese Burgers, a Nova Cola, a Space Mountain, and two Popoto Fries. a good meal to share.

Sun Toast ...................................................................... 2200g

sunset wheat toast with grilled cheese, hog bacon, egg, and red bell peppers.

Calamity Sun Toast .................................................. 2100g

sunset wheat toast with ketchup, hog bacon, salami, ruby tomatoes, and red pepper.

Chicken Rice ............................................................................. 1500g

rumpless chicken with grilled onions, mist spinach, and robe lettuce. good for the go.

Asteroid Burger ......................................................... 1600g

mayo, robe lettuce, ovibos sausage, tomato, and pickle, sandwiched between two hash browns. a great wake up.

Cheesy Asteroid Burger ........................................ 1800g

cheese me up, home skillet.

Burger ............................................................................. 900g

ketchup, secret recipe ovibos patty, on a sesame sunset wheat bun. the basics.

Cheeseburger ............................................................. 1100g

add a slice of reunion cheese to the classic burger.

Dark Burger ................................................................. 1000g

the classic burger, but on a dark highland wheat bun. join the dark side.

Dark Cheeseburger ................................................. 1200g

cheeseburger, but on a dark highland wheat bun. nice savory flavor.

Cosmos Burger .......................................................... 1200g

take a cheeseburger and put some mayo and red onions on it. packs a punch of flavor.

Cosmos Double ......................................................... 1800g

double that meat, fam.

Star Burger ................................................................... 1100g

the namesake. robe lettuce, secret recipe ovibos beef, mustard, alien onions, ruby tomatoes, garlean cucumbers, all on a sesame seed sunset wheat bun.

Super Star Burger .................................................... 1800g

double up that meat and gimme some cheese, homeboss.

Mega Star Burger ..................................................... 2600g

triple the meat, double the cheese. for serious stomachs only.

Dark Star Burger ........................................................ 1100g

the namesake, but on dark highland wheat buns. whole different flavor.

Hena Burger ............................................................... 2700g

the first heavenly body. upland wheat, mayo, secret recipe ovibos patty, grilled reunion cheese, ruby tomato, alien onion, pickle, and a hearty amount of ketchup.

Dyo Burger ................................................................... 1500g

the second heavenly body. mustard, egg, grilled alien onions, ruby tomatoes, all on sunset wheat buns.

Tria Burger ................................................................... 2500g

the third heavenly body. iceberg and robe lettuce, well done secret recipe ovibos patty, mustard, red bell pepper, and cucumber on island wheat buns.

Tessera Burger .......................................................... 2600g

the fourth heavenly body. upland wheat buns with well done secret recipe ovibos patty, hash browns, ketchup, ruby tomatoes, and red alien onions.

Hexi Burger ................................................................. 3800g

the sixth heavenly body. secret recipe ovibos patty topped with garlean cheese, mustard, hog bacon, mushrooms, alien onions, and pickles.

Hepta Burger .............................................................. 4700g

the seventh heavenly body. a bed of mustard and mayo, egg sandwiched between secret recipe ovibos patties, topped with alien onions, red alien onions, cinderfoot olives, and frantoio olives.

Okto Burger ................................................................ 3500g

the eighth heavenly body. highland wheat buns with red alien onions, hog bacon, a thick secret recipe ovibos patty, mayo, celiadaes spinach, and dragon pepper.

Ennea Burger ............................................................. 2400g

the ninth heavenly body. island wheat buns, mayo, iceberg lettuce, celiadaes spinich, rumpless chicken, mustard, pickle, blood peppers, and dragon peppers.

Void Burger ................................................................. 2800g

ovibos beef, egg, red bell pepper, and mustard, all on highland wheat buns. sin eaters stay away.

Flying Garlean Burger ............................................ 2800g

mushrooms, mustard, secret recipe ovibos beef, green olives, and black olives, all on garlean wheat buns. may abduct you with flavor.

Mephina Burger ........................................................ 3300g

secret recipe ovibos beef on sunset wheat buns with mayo, mushrooms, alien onions, egg, and pickle. lopporit approved.

Chicken Burger .......................................................... 1000g

rumpless chicken topped with mayo, red alien onions, iceberg lettuce, between two sunset wheat buns. delicious.

Sun Burger ............................................................. 2400g

grilled cheese, bacon, egg, and tomato on sunset wheat buns.

Big Sun Burger .......................................................... 2400g

double it up and add some griddled salami.

Calamity Sun Burger ............................................ 2400g

upland wheat buns, grilled cheese, ketchup, bacon, salami, ruby tomatoes, and red bell peppers. catastrophically delicious.

Fish Burger .................................................................. 2800g

you know what that means.

FISH!

haddock patty with mayo, alien onions, and pickles, between two island wheat buns.

Rice Burger ................................................................. 1500g

two rice buns with alien onions, secret recipe ovibos beef and mustard. a standby.

Rice Cheese Burger ................................................ 1800g

add a slice of reunion cheese.

Rice Moon Burger ..................................................... 1400g

grilled rice buns with red alien onions, eggplant patty, grilled mushrooms, and celieades spinach.

Rice Sun Burger ........................................................ 2100g

grilled rice buns, reunion cheese, mushrooms, egg, and pickles.

Gas Giant Burger ....................................................... 3100g

celiadaes spinach, reunion cheese atop and beneath a secret recipe ovibos patty, eggplant, mushrooms, alien onions, red alien onions, mustard, mayo, and rice buns to finish it off. a smash of flavor.

Star Sea Burger ......................................................... 2100g

two fresh white rice buns, topped with grilled cheese, rumpless chicken, mustard, red alien onions, iceberg lettuce, and pickle.

Star Rice Burger ........................................................ 2300g

the namesake in a different medium. grilled rice buns, spinach, secret recipe ovibos beef, mustard, alien onions, mushrooms, dragon pepper, and pickles.

Star Rice Double Burger ....................................... 3600g

add another secret recipe ovibos beef patty and another rice patty.

Naked Singularity Burger ..................................... 3400g

pulls you in with its flavor. grilled rice buns with mustard, iceberg lettuce, celiaedes spinach, secret recipe ovibos beef, grilled cheese, rumpless chicken, eggplant, alien onions, red alien onions, dragon peppers, and blood peppers.

Source Sandwich ..................................................... 1200g

mustard, iceberg lettuce, egg, and ruby tomatoes on sunset wheat toast. a simple sandwich.

Big Source Sandwich ............................................ 2400g

the better BLT. add an extra slice of toast and some bacon.

Source Cheese Sandwich ..................................... 1500g

add a slice of reunion cheese.

Star Sandwich ............................................................ 1800g

the namesake in sandwich form. two slices of sunset wheat toast with reunion cheese, mustard, hog bacon, ruby tomatoes, cucumbers, and robe lettuce.

Big Star Sandwich .................................................... 3300g

the bigger namesake. add bacon, reunion cheese, MORE bacon, and another slice of toast.

Moon Sandwich ........................................................ 3300g

out of this star. grilled reishi mushrooms, alien onions, secret recipe ovibos beef, mayo, mustard, salami, smoked boar bacon, alligator pears, and cieldalaes spinach all between sunset wheat toast.

Big Moon Sandwich................................................. 6000g

a composite sandwich. add grilled cheese, egg, and red bell peppers atop another slice of sunset wheat toast.

The First Sandwich .................................................. 6100g

take an egg and add grilled cheese, bacon, onions, pickle, mayo, and mustard all on sunset wheat toast.

The Fourth Sandwich ............................................ 4700g

take an egg on a bed of cieldalaes spinach, and add alligator pear, lettuce, and grilled red bell pepper. refreshing.

The Eighth Sandwich ............................................ 4100g

two slices of sunset wheat toast stacked with grilled cheese, grilled red bell peppers, alligator pear, cieldalaes spinach, and robe lettuce. a stoplight sandwich.

The Ninth Sandwich ............................................ 5800g

haddock patty on a bed of mayo with grilled cheese, ruby tomato, cucumber, and iceberg lettuce on sunset wheat toast.

The Eleventh Sandwich ........................................ 4900g

sunset wheat toast sandwiching mayo, grilled cheese, rumpless chicken, mushrooms, alien onions, cucumber, and pickles.

Sugar Star Sandwich ................................................ 900g

turali pineapple, allagan horned melon, cloud banana, with a huge helping of chocolate syrup.

Sugar Double Star Sandwich .............................. 1100g

chocolate sauce, turali pineapple, allagan horned melon, cloud banana, another slice of bread, golden pineapple, lingonberry sauce, more allagan horned melon, and more cloud banana.

The McDalamud .............................................................................. 8900g

recommended by Astrid Silver.a better recreation of the McDalamuds Big Mac. sunset wheat buns, with secret recipe ovibos beef, cheese, lettuce, onion, another bun, another secret recipe ovibos beef patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and a special sauce made of onion, mustard, paprika, salt, sweet relish, garlic, and mayo. a work of art if there ever was one.

Nova Cola ....................................................................... 500g

lea's homemade cola. vanilla, citrus, cinnamon, nutmeg, coriander, and charged water.

Juice Juice ..................................................................... 500g

la noscean oranges, mirror apple, and thundermelon. refreshing.

Space Mountain .......................................................... 800g

basically caffeinated orange juice and charged water made green.

Space Beach Mountain ............................................ 900g

a space mountain with distinct pina colada flavor.

Space Pink Mountain ................................................ 900g

a space mountain with lingonberries and cherries.

Ice Tea............................................................................. 1100g

plain old iced tea. great in the summer months.

Sparkling Water............................................................ 500g

charged water.

Eorzeano.......................................................................... 500g

espresso and spring water.

Cappuccino.................................................................... 500g

espresso, milk, chocolate, and cinnamon.

Latte................................................................................... 500g

espresso and steamed milk.

Fries ................................................................................ 1000g

homemade popoto fries with ovibos tallow and seasoning.

Popoto Wedges ......................................................... 1100g

fries but wedges.

Cheese Balls ............................................................... 1200g

reunion cheese balls fried.

Alien Onion Rings ..................................................... 2000g

alien onions sliced and fried up.

Island Squid Rings .............................................. 1400g

island squid in ring form.

Rumpless Chicken Nuggets .................................. 700g

rumpless chicken fried up.

Haddock Fish Sticks................................................. 1100g

fish but in stick and fried form.

Falafel Balls.................................................................. 1100g

fried limsan falafel.